so good I posted it twice...
Category: Quiz/Survey
Body: 1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Yeesh, this is harshprobably a Sudanese warlord.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

That Nazi teenage girl band Pat was telling me about.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Violence, violencebut then again most days there is a long list of people I want to punch in the face. How about the next customer who talks on their cellphone and manages to not say a single word tome throughout their entire transaction.

4. What is the best kind of cheese?

Jalapeno cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?

Fluff, Peanut butter, bananas: grilled to perfection. (and no it does not)

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).

Cary Grant.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

Blake Schwarzenbach. (sp?)

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).

Take everyone to India Quality for dinner. .

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?

Sydney.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where will you spend it?

Bus ticket out of the city.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.

Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

.Paris in the fifties and I will be swilling absinthe (and yes, losing brain cells) alongside Hemingway, Sylvia Beach, Gertrude Stein and Fitzgerald.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

HA! The cleaning schedule (a.k.a Message Board of Evil)

15. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck That.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

First I would ascertain whether my 6th grade project in which I step-by-step revealed the somewhat horrifying process of mummification (involving dissolving the brain and having it come out of the nose and keeping various organs in canopic jars) was accuratethen I would try to find out where the secret libraries are buried.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's it gonna be?

My bookcase. (um, do I have help with this one?)

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Call Anderson Cooper and profess my love for him. Then Im going to ride Superman at 6 Flags over and over again until I bite it.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The ability to Shush people all over the world.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

When Lance Armstrong proposed to me
Wait

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Oh lawd so many how about when I decided to get a job at Taco Bell in the summer? (lasted 3 weeks )

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?

New Zealand.

23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Temple Bar in Dublin.. at least it would always be crazy!

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?

BIZARRE and do you really need to ask? Austin Texas anyone?

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

Ernest Hemingway

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Oh god what a disturbing idea. I'd rather not think about it.
I agree with Bilal on this one. I saw Pet Cemetery.. badbadbad.

27. What's your theme song?

Reading Rainbow.

Dear Mister Bush...
Dear Sir,
You know that 1 billion dollars in FEMA aid that everyone is blithering and dickering over? Some of which went for champagne toasts at Hooters and Girls Gone Wild videos? I'd like to quickly interject my request as both a taxpayer and a sane individual....please for the love of peanut butter do NOT engage in what will amount to be an awesomely expensive and monumentally retarded "sweeping invesitgation" involving litigation, legal action and the CIA knocking on some prisoners cell and demanding the already spent $1000 back. I understand that this is an election year and that politcians on both sides are going to rally forth in hordes extolling the virtues of such an investigation, but really can you not see that it is only going to tie up more money and saddle the already drowning FEMA with a noose of death. The agency needs an awesome overhaul as it stands and heading into hurricane season, this would not be the time to spend another billion dollars knocking on the doors of trailer homes and determing whther people bought an air-conditioner or took an all expense paid trip to Fiji. Speaking of trailers, did you know that thousands of people are still living in those trailers that FEMA bought them, some with as many as 8 people crammed into the one bedroom boxes of cramped space? These people are facing another hurricane season in structures worse than the houses in which they once lived...
So while the media harpies have a flippin field day with the latest FEMA sanfu, could you, Sir, please use some of that hard lined attitude you so like to spout in the case if Iraq ("we're gettin' the job DONE", "progress, people..progress...") and do something about Louisiana? Jesus.
Thank you.
-Sarah Gay, voter and babbler.